Sex (Mud) Skit

Materials:
notebook, paper, pen, psychologist costume

Characters:
patient, psychologist

Directions:
Patient and psychologist sit in chairs in front of the club. As the scene opens the doctor holds up a circle (drawn on paper) where everyone can see it and asks the patient what it reminds him of.

He goes wild screaming, "Sex, sex, sex" (or "mud, mud, mud"). Next the doctor holds up a triangle, and asks the patient what it reminds him of. The patient goes wild again screaming sex (mud). The doctor then holds up a square and again in the patient goes wild.

The doctor says, "I know what your problem is. You've got a dirty mind." The patient says, "Me? You’re the one with all the dirty pictures!"