Dueling Nostrils Skit

Materials:
concert costumes, instrument cases, penlights, and the Dueling Banjos song, Q-tips

Characters:
2 duelists

Directions:
Two duelists come in very seriously, dressed in concert costumes (maybe tuxedos), and instrument cases. They set their cases down, open then up, and then pull out Q-tips. They clean out their noses with the Q-tips, and then put the penlights up into their noses, which is the cue for the lights to go out and the music to start. They then go back and forth with one person following the guitar and the other following the banjo, lighting up the lights which makes their noses glow red. After the song is done they very seriously pack up their things and leave the room.